$5 *any* footlong is dead. Left in its corpse dust is 8 select subs for $5 (each).

$5 dollar tuna is DEAD (replaced by $6 tuna)

Can’t get turkey for $5 either…

The Artisan sent The Jared to become morbidly obese and then show us all how to treat our bodies and spirits.

THE ARTISAN: This is the part of Jared that makes every sandwich sentient after it is created, and controls the elements (i.e. the other day when it became cloudy outside due to my mustard mixing mishap. I’ve later decided this was due to the Sandwich Artist not listening to me. We all had to suffer). The Artisan gives rain to crops of Subway vegetabling farmers, and famine and pestillence to those who make vegetables for other restaurants.

THE JARED:  This is the human form that is the most recognizable face in the world. It was created to give a human face to our cause and reach out to those who can only see earthly forms.

THE OCL: Our Charasmatic Leader is the one who leads us through times when it’s hard to go to Subway again for the 10th day in a row, when we have questions about toppings, or need to know which Subway to go to. This is the link between us and The Artisan (who we can never speak directly to).

We’re trying to decide on when our holiday should be. The Jared’s earth birthday is December 1st, which makes for a nice December holiday. However, if he gets crucified this year, we may go with whatever day that ends up being instead.

-Skyler

Still great, only the bread was sticky after a night in the fridge. Maybe it was the honey rising to the top?

74/75

I sent out some emergency texts about this already, so forgive me if this is redundant for anyone to read. I walked into Subway, noticing how the sky had become void of clouds. By the time I ordered my sandwich and walked out, it was mostly cloudy. I don’t know what this means, but I’m very scared. Upon eating it, the clouds were starting to go away.

Let me just suggest that if you ever ask for “just a line of___” mustard, mayo, etc. that you anunciate very well. I’m pretty sure my artist today thought I said “just a lot of honey mustard.” And he went to town on it. But I figured, what the hell, it’s 2009, right? And the result? Powerful. It absorbed the mayo and regular mustard and was quite good.   The combo of that and the extra-soft bread I was fortunate enough to get inspired me to make this a Three Quarter Foot Experience instead of only a Six Inch Experience.

109/112.5

Ham, Honey Oat(5 grams of Fiber), Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, bell pepper, pepper jack cheese, Mustard.
Nailed it!! This is my combination.

My only complaint is the workers…they didn’t pay attention today. I ask for the works no olives……
She started to put her own choice of cheese on it , then i stopped her. Then kept asking what I wanted on it.
I thought she said Onions when she put Olives (my arches enemy ingredient), I said NOOO! :thought you said ONIONS!!!!!
All ended with A PERFECT Experience.  Can’t wait for the second half!!

75/75

Nice to know Subway has invaded my thoughts this much, and that I must actually be disappointed at these Reports suffering lately. However, it could just be the calm before the storm. Sometimes things have to get worse to get better.

0/150

65/75

This sandwich goes quite well with honey mustard, as sweet goes with tuna nicely, and Subway has no relish. I did almost miss the tang of the regular mustard, though. I may try becoming a mustard mixer again, only with honey mustard and regular. I don’t think spicy mustard is a taste I enjoy.

70/75

It was not toasted.Pretty darn good. I will try this again.

141/150

This was a solid sandwich again. I don’t really feel like there’s much to say about it….

138/150